kushandwizdom:

yungflor:

when you sleep in a tank top and you wake up with ya titty out

Good morning world *stretch*

(via kushandwizdom)

sadsuggestion:

Im sorry you met me

(via cocaine-v)

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder if I’ll ever have to write Earth at the bottom of a postal address.

(via just-shower-thoughts)

recentgooglesearches:

do turtles find other turtles handsome/pretty or do they judge on personality

(via intensional)

jaclcfrost:

what are you trying to achieve? why are you that small? what am i to Do?

(via seedy)

p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

(via gossipinq)

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via gossipinq)

  • me: expects my shit to get itself together on its own

just-shower-thoughts:

Telling someone: “why are you depressed, look at how great your life is.” Is the same as saying, “What do you mean you have asthma, Look at all this air.”

(via just-shower-thoughts)

mashallahsis:

thisiselliz:

what’s the next fetish y’all gonna start in 2016 

Consistency and communication

(via ameliastardust)

funnystories:

i was in a class with a terrible teacher, who was pretty much a push over. 5 people asked to go to the bathroom in about 10 minutes, and she got really mad when the fifth person asked her. she ended up yelling “okay class, if you want to go to the bathroom, just GO!” and the whole class just stood up and left, and there was no one left for the rest of the lesson

(via slothrepublic)

  • My kid: *comes home from school*
  • Me: what did you learn in class today :)
  • My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that?
  • Me: *stares into the camera like I'm on the office

bakedly:

people who show you new music are important

(via chasingmychi)

sexanax:

nothing is more heartbreaking than when you try your hardest and it still isnt enough

(via gossipinq)

just-shower-thoughts:

Having your periods consistently skip because of stress caused by anxiety is just your body collectively deciding you’re too crazy to be allowed to breed

(via slothrepublic)